So I've come to the harsh realization that Zooey Deschanel will never be mine... I recently found out she is engaged to the man you know and love, Ben Gibbard from Death Cab for Cutie. Well, I wish you were my wifey, but I have no options now unless I want to try to kill off your future hubby. Coincidentally I love Death Cabs new album Narrow Stairs so I would never be able to live with myself for doing such a heinous thing to the music community.
Moral of the story:
Don't Sleep, Dream?
Tell her how yah feel before it's too late?
I dunno.
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